Does your firm have a slogan?  Of course it does.  All firms do. 

Do you know what your firm’s slogan is?  Of course not.  Despite giving some marketing guru what amounts to a fifth-year’s salary to come up with a pithy five word summary of who you are, the slogan is put on some coffee mugs and the website, and then forgotten.  But not here!  We have found the best from the legal world and brought them to you in one convenient place.

10.  Challenge Us. 

(Because it’s all about how much we enjoy our jobs.  You and your cases are meaningless unless we have fun working on them.)
 
9.  Practical Professionals.  Practical Results. 

(Don’t set those expectations to high when you hire us.)
 
8.  Tell Them You Mean Business. 

(by hiring attorneys who have an ad on the side of a bus.)
 
7.  Don’t Settle for Less Than You Deserve.  (Because we all know the law really cares about what you “deserve.”)

Wow Even Law Librarians find it objectionable - http://nsulaw.typepad.com/novalawcity/2008/01/lawyer-ad-ethic.html
 
6.  It’s Not Just Business.  It’s Personal.  (Yeah!  Kick their ass!)

Unlike our template website - http://www.tsanglawfirm.com/
 
5.  When It Counts.  (All those other times, call someone else.)

As an alternative – When Results Count Stewart McKelvey - http://www.smss.com/en/home/default.aspx
 
4.  All We Do Is Work.  (and of course, bill for that work; but that’s assumed, right?)
 
3.  The Power Equalizer.  (and Income Redistributor.)
 
2.  Attorneys Who Make Things Happen. 

(What we make happen may or may not be what you want to happen; but hey, things happens.)
 
1.  Integrity.  Commitment.  Results.  (The founder of this firm was so commited to results that he is in jail for obtaining results on his committment to ply minors with drugs and alcohol and have his way with them.  Not sure where “Integrity” comes in, though.)

http://www.madisonrecord.com/news/215211-lakin-sentenced-to-six-years-in-federal-prison