Does your firm have a slogan?  Of course it does.  All firms do. 
Do you know what your firm’s slogan is?  Of course not.  Despite giving some marketing guru what amounts to a fifth-year’s salary to come up with a pithy five word summary of who you are, the slogan is put on some coffee mugs [...]

Every office has one.  You usually figure out who she is as soon as you begin working at the firm.  If you don’t immediately know, you figure it out around the time of the Christmas party.  I am speaking, of course, of the Office Flu-zy.
No, I’m not referring to a woman with a certain…morally casual [...]

Like every business, my firm has bought into the panic and gone overboard trying to avoid a mass flu infection.  And, like everywhere else, the policies have led to mass laziness and absenteeism.
First, the firm is offering free flu vaccines to the lawyers.  Further, they ”massaged the truth” to the County Health Department and said they had a [...]